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avatar ItsYaBoyJuggernaut 8 year.ago

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there are targets on every corner.

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1. My wife asked me what Easter candy I wanted

Then she rudely shut me up, by saying “you better not say a ‘peep’

2. What did one burp say to the other burp?

Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end

3. My husband asked me to clear the table.

I told him I’d need a running start.

4. What do you call it when your stocks are dropping like a rock?

A Beer market

5. Why can’t the English play chess?

Because they’ve lost their queen Why can’t Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

6. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

7. Tell the best joke in the group of friends

8. What does a frozen cowboy hope for in the winter?

The Yeethaw

9. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

10. What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

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